h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

premiium:

there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

lazar3tto:

chrisprattawesomesource:

Are you even real

what the hell hes literally the best

hufflepuffletardis:

cr3amedpeaches:

suicidal-smiles:

wheretheewildthingssaree:

moject-prayhem:

don’t you dare not reblog!!!!!!

If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you.

avoxia:

the worst thing about tumblr is that you read all those pro feminist/anti rape/anti misogyny posts all the time everyday and then you actually go outside and talk to a random guy and it feels like being punched in the face with a chair

chilled:

catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

this couldn’t get any better

broadwill:

“Is it ever the right choice?
Does the devil ever struggle to be good again, or if so is he not a devil?”

hvrted:

I wish I had google as a brain

sugarysymbiote:

mrsmiawallaces:

This Vine gives me life

THE WAY HOMEBOY WAS HARMONIZING AT THE END OH MY FUCKING GOD~

1337tattoos:

instagram: tvoivrag

dactro:

conigliomannaro:

dyamirityofthelord:

lucisensitivesatan:

trategos:

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

• you have to kill the spider

but spiders are cute and innocent! it should be:

• you have to catch the spider and release it in the garden

okay

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

• just get that spider away from me i don’t care if you send it to italy just get it away

DO NOT SEND THE SPIDER TO ITALY

you’re right

we will send it to france

brigwife:

hotsuburbandad:

tourettes:

why do people say innocent animal do guilty animals even exist